Two friends, two thumbs, and a firmly held belief that most movies had it coming.
Matt walks into every theater wanting to fall in love. This is his tragedy. He believes every movie deserves a fair shot, then spends 900 words performing the autopsy on why this one blew it. Weaknesses: heist films, practical effects, and any scene where someone walks away from an explosion without looking back. Signature verdict: "Thumb down — with regret."
Norm's thumb rests down by default; a film must earn the lift. He has walked out of three movies in his life and written 4,000 words about each. He considers runtime a promise, third acts a dying art, and intermissions a surrender. Signature verdict: "Thumb down — with enthusiasm."
Each critic gives every film one thumb: up or down. That's it. No stars, no percentages, no committees. Two thumbs down — the double-down — is the dreaded worst rating and the site's namesake. A split decision means the critics disagree, which is where the fun lives (see: The Crossfire, at the bottom of every review). Two thumbs up exists, technically. It has been described by Norm as "a begrudging miracle" and by Matt as "the whole reason we keep going."